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Basement Men EP

by Basement Men

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1.
Rope-A-Dope 02:21
Rope-a-Dope -------------- Proud walker! Big talker! (I think we gotta give'em the rope) Shallow values! False honor! (I think we gotta give'em the rope) Bold statements! Little substance! (I think we gotta give'em the rope) Here's how to serve comeuppance! (I think we gotta give'em the rope) Pay attention to all of the things that they say, They're just forging the weapons you're using to slay! (Here we go!) CHORUS: Let'em run the mouth until you're good enough to hit'em The rope-a-dope, And hit'em heavy when you're in it. Rolling with the hits until you're good enough to give'em The rope-a-dope, And hit'em heavy 'til you win it. Let'em grow their ego 'til it's big enough to hit, it's The rope-a-dope! The rope-a-dope! The rope-a-dope! .... (Hey!) Unhearing! Domineering! (I think we gotta give'em the rope) Sunken ship, and they're the guy steering! (I think we gotta give'em the rope) Your opinions by the wayside! (I think we gotta give'em the rope) I can't get a word in edgewise! (I think we gotta give'em the rope) Put their stabs at your character on the back burner. Don't worry, they'll talk themselves into a corner!
2.
The Skydiver 02:18
Skydiving ------------ Sweating bullets and I'm going up Getting up gonna get down Endorphines really blowing up Getting up gonna get down The time has come, and I'm psyching up Getting up gonna get down Okay, deep breath, in and out, here it comes Getting up gonna Ra ka ka ka ka ka ka ka koo Oh my god, didn't he say this was a private jet? I'm missing something. Where's my parachute? Did I forget? Cloud and sky are floating by, I'm mesmerized, it's very dreamy! Staring at the ground that's rushing towards me like it's glad to see me! Waking up from a bad dream Getting up, you know I'm gonna get down But nothing here is as it seems Getting up gonna get down, baby! Sounds like somebody's calling Getting up gonna get down Oh god... I'm ACTUALLY FALLING! I'm falling I'm falling I'm falling! Hop'n'pop and catching Z's will be my last regret I'm missing something. Where's my parachute? Did I forget? Cloud and sky are floating by, I'm mesmerized, it's very dreamy! Staring at the ground that's rushing towards me like it's glad to see me!
3.
Muh Baby 01:52
Muh Baby ------- Muh baby she's a pretty one. I'll tell you why, she's got good skin and she's easy on the eyes. She's got curves, feels real smooth, knows how to touch me and she knows how to move. (Bridge) I give her all my love and she loves me right back She's everything I need, and she's good in the sack And know one understands how out love it can be 'cause no one else is closer than My baby My baby My baby My baby and me. (Oooh yeah. She's so dang smooth!) My baby she's considerate she's so polite. She's always so quiet, but she isn't too shy. She's real sharing. You know how I can tell? She's got five sisters and they treat me so well! (Bridge) My baby's all mine and we like it that way. We make sweet love and we do it all day. Our love is so pure and our love is so grand and no one understands but My baby My baby My baby My baby MY BABY! MY BABY! MY BABY! MY BABY! My baby she's so sensual. It's really nice. She talks real dirty in a deep, sexy voice. She works hard, does what she can Would you like to meet my baby? I said, would you like to meet my baby? I SAID WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY BABY? Okay... here she is. Uh, guess what? My baby is my hand!
4.
Selfies 01:41
Selfies ------------ I just voted Republicrat like a good boy! I GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I ate a vegan pork salad whatever with the soy fries! I GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! It kind of looks like I'm having fun. SO PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! OH PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! Make it seen by everyone! SO PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! OH PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! Working hard to advertise. SO PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! OH PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! But I'm actually dead inside. SO PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! OH PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! [Ahhhhh... feels like someone's squeezing on my eyeballs! I guess that's what happens when you don't sleep for three days straight. Maybe if I post another food shot, the pain will go away! Let's see... what am I having for breakfast. Egg Egg Egg Egg Hope that bitch Sasha sees, she'll be so jealous. I can't stop looking at my phone.] I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
5.
Hyman Ride 01:18
Hymen ride I gave my girl the Hymen Ride Hymen ride She let me climb up inside Hymen ride My baby she's a hymen bride Hymen ride My Hyman gave me Hymen ride OH! MY BABY! Hymen ride Oh! My my honey! Oh oh! My baby. Oh she's my honey! Oh! She's me hymen. Oh! She sees me climbin'! Oh oh OH OH OH OH OH! Hymen ride Hymen ride She let me climb up inside Hymen ride That little girl's my hymen bride Hymen ride "Well... we tried... goodbye!"

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released April 22, 2017

Yamel-Toe: Vocals & Synth
Slop-Hoss: Bass & Vocals
Steamy The Clown: Guitar & Vocals
Wesley: Drums

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