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Rope-A-Dope
02:21
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Rope-a-Dope
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Proud walker! Big talker!
(I think we gotta give'em the rope)
Shallow values! False honor!
(I think we gotta give'em the rope)
Bold statements! Little substance!
(I think we gotta give'em the rope)
Here's how to serve comeuppance!
(I think we gotta give'em the rope)
Pay attention to all of the things that they say,
They're just forging the weapons you're using to slay!
(Here we go!)
CHORUS:
Let'em run the mouth until you're good enough to hit'em
The rope-a-dope,
And hit'em heavy when you're in it.
Rolling with the hits until you're good enough to give'em
The rope-a-dope,
And hit'em heavy 'til you win it.
Let'em grow their ego 'til it's big enough to hit, it's
The rope-a-dope!
The rope-a-dope!
The rope-a-dope!
....
(Hey!) Unhearing! Domineering!
(I think we gotta give'em the rope)
Sunken ship, and they're the guy steering!
(I think we gotta give'em the rope)
Your opinions by the wayside!
(I think we gotta give'em the rope)
I can't get a word in edgewise!
(I think we gotta give'em the rope)
Put their stabs at your character on the back burner.
Don't worry, they'll talk themselves into a corner!
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The Skydiver
02:18
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Skydiving
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Sweating bullets and I'm going up
Getting up gonna get down
Endorphines really blowing up
Getting up gonna get down
The time has come, and I'm psyching up
Getting up gonna get down
Okay, deep breath, in and out, here it comes
Getting up gonna Ra ka ka ka ka ka ka ka koo
Oh my god, didn't he say this was a private jet?
I'm missing something. Where's my parachute? Did I forget?
Cloud and sky are floating by, I'm mesmerized, it's very dreamy!
Staring at the ground that's rushing towards me like it's glad to see me!
Waking up from a bad dream
Getting up, you know I'm gonna get down
But nothing here is as it seems
Getting up gonna get down, baby!
Sounds like somebody's calling
Getting up gonna get down
Oh god... I'm ACTUALLY FALLING!
I'm falling I'm falling I'm falling!
Hop'n'pop and catching Z's will be my last regret
I'm missing something. Where's my parachute? Did I forget?
Cloud and sky are floating by, I'm mesmerized, it's very dreamy!
Staring at the ground that's rushing towards me like it's glad to see me!
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Muh Baby
01:52
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Muh Baby
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Muh baby she's a pretty one.
I'll tell you why,
she's got good skin and she's easy on the eyes.
She's got curves, feels real smooth,
knows how to touch me and she knows how to move.
(Bridge)
I give her all my love and she loves me right back
She's everything I need, and she's good in the sack
And know one understands how out love it can be
'cause no one else is closer than
My baby
My baby
My baby
My baby and me.
(Oooh yeah. She's so dang smooth!)
My baby she's considerate
she's so polite.
She's always so quiet, but she isn't too shy.
She's real sharing. You know how I can tell?
She's got five sisters and they treat me so well!
(Bridge)
My baby's all mine and we like it that way.
We make sweet love and we do it all day.
Our love is so pure and our love is so grand
and no one understands but
My baby
My baby
My baby
My baby
MY BABY! MY BABY! MY BABY! MY BABY!
My baby she's so sensual.
It's really nice.
She talks real dirty in a deep, sexy voice.
She works hard, does what she can
Would you like to meet my baby?
I said, would you like to meet my baby?
I SAID WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET MY BABY?
Okay... here she is.
Uh, guess what? My baby is my hand!
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Selfies
01:41
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Selfies
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I just voted Republicrat like a good boy!
I GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
I ate a vegan pork salad whatever with the soy fries!
I GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE! I GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
It kind of looks like I'm having fun.
SO PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! OH PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE!
Make it seen by everyone!
SO PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! OH PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE!
Working hard to advertise.
SO PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE! OH PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE!
But I'm actually dead inside.
SO PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE!
OH PLEASE LIKE THE PICTURE!
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
[Ahhhhh... feels like someone's squeezing on my eyeballs!
I guess that's what happens when you don't sleep for three days straight.
Maybe if I post another food shot, the pain will go away!
Let's see... what am I having for breakfast.
Egg
Egg
Egg
Egg
Hope that bitch Sasha sees, she'll be so jealous.
I can't stop looking at my phone.]
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
I'VE GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE!
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5. |
Hyman Ride
01:18
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Hymen ride
I gave my girl the Hymen Ride
Hymen ride
She let me climb up inside
Hymen ride
My baby she's a hymen bride
Hymen ride
My Hyman gave me Hymen ride
OH! MY BABY!
Hymen ride
Oh! My my honey! Oh oh! My baby.
Oh she's my honey!
Oh! She's me hymen. Oh! She sees me climbin'!
Oh oh OH OH OH OH OH!
Hymen ride
Hymen ride
She let me climb up inside
Hymen ride
That little girl's my hymen bride
Hymen ride
"Well... we tried... goodbye!"
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